On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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