He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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