She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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