dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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