I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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