never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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