: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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