our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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