I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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