I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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