Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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