Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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