ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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