just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
