sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You can't motorboat a personality
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it was like eating out sand paper
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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