Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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