The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.