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(586): View more from Michigan

The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.

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(713): View more from Texas

I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...

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(817): View more from Texas

getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.

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(410): View more from Maryland

So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.

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(970): View more from Colorado

let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot

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(985): View more from Louisiana

It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones

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(480): View more from Arizona

It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.

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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works

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(319): View more from Iowa

Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.

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