I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night