Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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