looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
