you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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