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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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