Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have feelings that need drinking.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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