I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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