we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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