On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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