sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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