carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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