How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
