didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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