If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
