Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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