Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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