is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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