We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So here I am, sexting at work.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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