The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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