we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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