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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She's like the pied piper of lesbians.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin

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• (315): View more from New York

  She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder

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• (512): View more from Texas

  my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear

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• (718): View more from New York

  Don't mention it

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  Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn

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