Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn