i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.