where does the pee come out of this thing
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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