is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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