TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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