**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
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