I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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