he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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