She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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