the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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