It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
