I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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