He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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