i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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