Nicole vs. Life
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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