it's not cheating when I paid for it
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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