What tipped you off? The sombrero?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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