Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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